[Intro: Alternating Vocals, counted]
Four hundred eighty-seven.
Open the list.
For each page, answer this:
What can a person do?

[Verse 1: Alternating Vocals]
MAH-rah takes the first red row:
"High C-P-U on test below."
TAH-reek asks, "At three A-M,
would we touch a thing for them?"
LAY-nah marks it dashboard-only.
No more waking staff needlessly.
The next alert repeats the first,
a copied rule that makes it worse.

[Pre-Chorus: Duet]
Cut the noise. Preserve the call.
Let the few alarms speak for all.
Give each warning action, time,
one clear owner, one clear line.

[Chorus: Duet]
Silence the pager. Sharpen the call.
Fewer alarms, so we answer them all.
Cut every warning that teaches us numb.
Keep only bells when real trouble comes.
A quiet device is not neglect.
The next alarm must earn respect.

[Verse 2: Alternating Vocals]
Disk at seventy gets a note.
Disk at ninety pages the phone.
A certificate months away
moves to work for business day.
Sixteen rules collapse to one.
Dead hosts drop, their paging done.
Each alert receives a name,
an action, threshold, exit state.

[Pre-Chorus: Duet]
Cut the noise. Preserve the call.
Let the few alarms speak for all.
Give each warning action, time,
one clear owner, one clear line.

[Chorus: Duet]
Silence the pager. Sharpen the call.
Fewer alarms, so we answer them all.
Cut every warning that teaches us numb.
Keep only bells when real trouble comes.
A quiet device is not neglect.
The next alarm must earn respect.

[Verse 3: Female Lead]
LAY-nah builds the buyer test,
purchase path from east to west.
TAH-reek adds replication lag,
runbook link and rollback flag.
MAH-rah kills the panel green
that hid the failed checkout screen.
Four-eight-seven falls to forty-two.
Only seven wake the crew.

[Drum Break: each phrase loses one strike until three pager notes remain]

[Bridge: Alternating Vocals]
Silence is a rule with teeth.
If it wakes us, action must exist.
A page is a pact from code to skin:
name the danger, name the fix.

[Build-Up: Duet]
Owner named.
Threshold shown.
One clear tone.
No one alone.

[Final Chorus: Duet]
Silence the pager. Sharpen the call.
Fewer alarms, so we answer them all.
Cut every warning that taught us numb.
Keep only bells when real trouble comes.
A quiet device protects our rest.
The next alarm must pass the test.

[Outro: Female Lead, Mara]
The cracked display lies dark and still.
No false pulse on the windowsill.
One full hour. Nothing calls.
Quiet settles through the walls.